A soft, everyday tee with a dry-wit message that sits light and comfortable on the body. The breathable ring-spun cotton feels smooth against the skin while the classic crew neckline and clean fit keep the silhouette wearable under a jacket or on its own. Subtle, two-tone text on the chest reads like a private joke — perfect for people who prefer sarcasm served plainly. Durable construction, stable shoulders, and a ribbed collar mean the shirt keeps its shape through repeats in the rotation. Ethically sourced cotton and Oeko-Tex certification give it a quieter, more thoughtful footprint.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd²) — soft, smooth, great for prints
- Tubular knit without side seams for cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and stability
- Pearlized tear-away label for comfortable wear; DTF/DTG printed graphics
- Ethically sourced US cotton; Oeko-Tex certified and EU 2-year warranty

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors