This lightweight crew-neck tee carries a cheeky, slightly dark sense of humor with soft pastel text that reads “You don’t have to be dead to be dead to me.” The smooth, ring-spun cotton feels gentle against skin while keeping print colors crisp and clear. Wear it on slow afternoons at home, at low-key meetups with friends who share your sarcasm, or layered under a jacket for an offbeat statement. The classic fit and tear-away label keep comfort front and center, while the tubular knit and ribbed collar hold shape wash after wash. It’s the kind of shirt that speaks plainly — wry, honest, and quietly bold — for people who appreciate subtle, tongue-in-cheek attitude in everyday wear.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (4.5 oz/yd²).
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a clean drape and reduced fabric waste.
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and long-lasting fit.
- Pearlized tear-away label for irritation-free wear; adult sizes only.
- DTG/DTF print methods used to keep sleeve and neck prints crisp; Oeko-Tex certified and ethically sourced cotton.

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors