{"product_id":"what-if-i-m-real-t-shirt","title":"What If I’m Real - T Shirt","description":"This lightweight, ring-spun cotton tee brings a playful, low-key sci-fi vibe to everyday wear. A soft black canvas carries a simple, bold alien face and the curious line “WHAT IF I’M REAL?” — a quiet conversation starter for anyone who loves speculative jokes, late-night stargazing, or offbeat humor. The crew neck and classic fit sit comfortably for relaxed weekends, streaming marathons, or casual meet-ups at a local record shop. Wear it with worn denim and sneakers, or layer it under a flannel when the sky looks unusually clear.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g\/m²) for soft year-round comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit without side seams for a smoother, waste-reducing silhouette\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed, reinforced collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- Pearlized, tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified for safety and comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Print methods: DTF for sleeves and neck labels, DTG for main design; meets EU safety and compliance standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Bangladesh\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":52430999453994,"sku":"14716867340201264841","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":52430999486762,"sku":"76881657927877789820","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":52430999519530,"sku":"25546558231693632154","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":52430999552298,"sku":"23036448515078876736","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":52430999585066,"sku":"19340913957375538840","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":52432196927786,"sku":"74682910057039143224","price":34.24,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Red","offer_id":52432196960554,"sku":"30341698323015371367","price":34.24,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Royal","offer_id":52432196993322,"sku":"20452447760792243029","price":34.24,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0945\/7100\/4202\/files\/17924530818390984170_2048.jpg?v=1788102143","url":"https:\/\/petesmerchshop.com\/products\/what-if-i-m-real-t-shirt","provider":"Pete's Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}